Free Lap Dance
A lap dance a day, keeps the doctor away.
Digital Download Process
1. Buy the thing:
Check out. You’ll get an email with a download link. Just the file.
2. Download the file:
Click the link. Save it to your device. It’s a PNG. It’s yours. Do with it what you will.
3. Print the damn thing:
Home printer. FedEx. Walgreens. A sketchy print shop run by someone named Dan. Use thick paper. I prefer matte.
4. Keep it Hung
Need I say more?
5. Instant access, because who has the time?
No shipping. No tracking number. Just the thing in your inbox.
Sizing Breakdown (so it fits):
4:5 Ratio - 4”x5”, 8”x10”, 16”x20”
3:4 Ratio - 6”x8”, 9”x12”, 12”x16”, 18”x24”
2:3 Ratio - 4”x6”, 6”x9”, 8”x12”, 10”x15”, 12”x18”, 16”x24”, 20”x30”, 24”x36”
ISO Ratio - A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 5”x7”
Singular - 11”x14”
What’s Included:
Your purchase includes 5 high-resolution PNG files. Format and size options included.
Questions?
Ask away: hi@laureanofigueroa.com
A lap dance a day, keeps the doctor away.
Digital Download Process
1. Buy the thing:
Check out. You’ll get an email with a download link. Just the file.
2. Download the file:
Click the link. Save it to your device. It’s a PNG. It’s yours. Do with it what you will.
3. Print the damn thing:
Home printer. FedEx. Walgreens. A sketchy print shop run by someone named Dan. Use thick paper. I prefer matte.
4. Keep it Hung
Need I say more?
5. Instant access, because who has the time?
No shipping. No tracking number. Just the thing in your inbox.
Sizing Breakdown (so it fits):
4:5 Ratio - 4”x5”, 8”x10”, 16”x20”
3:4 Ratio - 6”x8”, 9”x12”, 12”x16”, 18”x24”
2:3 Ratio - 4”x6”, 6”x9”, 8”x12”, 10”x15”, 12”x18”, 16”x24”, 20”x30”, 24”x36”
ISO Ratio - A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 5”x7”
Singular - 11”x14”
What’s Included:
Your purchase includes 5 high-resolution PNG files. Format and size options included.
Questions?
Ask away: hi@laureanofigueroa.com
A lap dance a day, keeps the doctor away.
Digital Download Process
1. Buy the thing:
Check out. You’ll get an email with a download link. Just the file.
2. Download the file:
Click the link. Save it to your device. It’s a PNG. It’s yours. Do with it what you will.
3. Print the damn thing:
Home printer. FedEx. Walgreens. A sketchy print shop run by someone named Dan. Use thick paper. I prefer matte.
4. Keep it Hung
Need I say more?
5. Instant access, because who has the time?
No shipping. No tracking number. Just the thing in your inbox.
Sizing Breakdown (so it fits):
4:5 Ratio - 4”x5”, 8”x10”, 16”x20”
3:4 Ratio - 6”x8”, 9”x12”, 12”x16”, 18”x24”
2:3 Ratio - 4”x6”, 6”x9”, 8”x12”, 10”x15”, 12”x18”, 16”x24”, 20”x30”, 24”x36”
ISO Ratio - A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 5”x7”
Singular - 11”x14”
What’s Included:
Your purchase includes 5 high-resolution PNG files. Format and size options included.
Questions?
Ask away: hi@laureanofigueroa.com
